Ray from Tucson AZ

• boy: hi
• girl: i have a boyfriend
• boy: i said hi not suck my dick
• yep. had that happen once. I was visiting mom in the hospital and one of the PCTs was wearing scrubs with the Cardinals logo on it, so I was like "who's your favorite player on the Cardinals and she said it was Larry Fitzgerald, so I said "cool. I got him on my fantasy football team" and she's all like "rarrr! so does my boyfriend!" I was thinking 'yeah, I'm here visiting my sick mother and I'm gonna try and hit on the patient care techs. Don't flatter yourself, sweetheart!".
• ..anyway, just needed to get that off my chest : )

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